(via heywareagle)
| one third of me: | I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute |
| one third of me: | sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol |
| one third of me: | fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves |
a dramatic reading of someone’s about section gone wrong >:c
OHY FUCKIGNG GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
jesus fucking christ dg;sRTYLS<RTh
hahahahahahah djhfslkjdhflksjdhflkj hoyly
this made my night
(Source: setfiretotherain-, via nikakasuperman)
(Source: counting-on-forever, via pitchblackglow)
| News in Britain: | stamps have gone up 14 pence |
| News in America: | cannibal eats man's face |